Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Meat and Men

Below is a recent column I wrote in the Logan Herald Journal. It was printed Friday, January 29 in the weekend section.
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My education at USU failed me. Sure, it prepared me for a career, and opened my eyes to the world, but it taught me nothing about steak. I spent most of my time in the College of Natural Resources, where half my colleagues avoided meat for environmental, moral, or health reasons. The other half (of which I belonged) couldn't afford it. So much for that big meaty bull, Aggies.

This all changed when I married a man with a job. My husband is a steak connoisseur. When we dine out, he invariably peruses the menu for a good cut of meat. He knows the all good steak places in Logan, and appreciates what goes into preparing a good juicy T-bone.

What is it about men and meat? Is it a sociological connection to sharing the kill around the fire? Is it a psychological symbol of power over nature? A caloric necessity to fill the stomach? Does it taste really really really good?

I grew up somewhat cloistered from meat culture. The only kind of beef on our table was the ground kind. Then one evening after helping a neighbor cater a dinner I was presented my compensation … a lovely thick slab of Porterhouse dressed with tangy A1 sauce. Every solid juicy mouthful was heaven.

It was an inspiration, but not a conversion for me. I don't automatically flip to the red meat section of every menu I hold. It seems like a missed opportunity when there is new food to try. I've often wondered if this is a function of gender, or just individual preference. Do men need meat more than woman?

They eat more of it. Men are more likely to eat meat than women, according The FoodNet Population Survey completed in 2007 by B. Shiferaw. In the national survey, men ate more chicken, duck, veal and ham than women. Women were more likely to eat fruits and vegetables such as carrots, tomatoes, strawberries and raspberries.

This may in fact be part of the reason that women live longer than men. That cow may kill you, and not in the cool running-of-the-bulls-of-Pamplona way. Men and women who ate about 4.5 ounces of red meat a day – the equivalent of a small steak – had a modest to moderate increase in overall mortality, as well as in cancer and cardiovascular disease according to the National Cancer Institute in 2009. But we're not going to dwell on that.

Your significant other eats significantly different than you do. But why?

Differences in eating styles between men and women are not based on nutrition, according to the Harvard School of Medicine. Caloric intake is based on body size and activity. More active people need more calories. Bigger people need more calories – irrelevant of gender. Both sexes need the same percentage of protein, fat, and vitamins in their diet, with the exception of iron. While red meat is an excellent source of iron, it is the woman who needs it more.

The difference may be more practical. A Norwegian study on men and food called "I eat because I'm hungry, because it's good and to become full" reports … actually, the title pretty much says it all. (Roos, Gun & Margareta Wandel, 2005). “Women have a, well, a thing about food. They want to make fancy food. … I just want [to eat] a lot and to eat it fast, and then I can go out and do something else,” reported an male eater in another study by the same authors.

Whatever your reason for eating steak, you don't need to rely on a steakhouse for the essential (or occasional) red meat. You can turn out a beautiful steak at home. I had the opportunity to observe local steak experts Joyner Lofthouse and Bill Fillmore at work in the kitchen. These men have a combined 60 years experience cooking steak, and the sizzle hasn't left the grill for either. They've served enough hot platters to know that the perfect steak is in the eye of the beholder, but Fillmore's preferences fall with the New York steak, or any cut that has plenty of fatty marbling for flavor.

A good cut of meat has a bit of moisture, a bright color, an even cut, and no odor. Look for a cow who spent more time on the couch than in the gym. Developed muscle makes tougher meat (sorry Aggie Bull). Good steak is aged for 10-28 days to allow the enzymes in the meat to tenderize it. It can be wet-aged or dry-aged. Most meat at the grocery store is wet-aged in the package. Dry-aged beef can be found at some steakhouses. It allows some of the moisture to evaporate and creates a more intense meaty flavor. All beef should be stored below 40 degrees to keep those microbes at bay, but bringing the meat to room temperature just before putting it on the grill makes a more tender steak.

Waves of heat shimmied the air off the griddle in front of the steak experts. It has to be hot, said Lofthouse, close to 400 degrees. A few drops of an oil that can take the heat (canola, peanut, or safflower) will help prevent sticking. High heat sears the exterior of the steak and gives it a nice crust. This seals in the juices before it overcooks the center. The men lay their steaks down, and season the up side with seasoning salt and granulated garlic. Once the steak starts to sweat, they turn it over and season the back.

Lofthouse uses the finger jab method to determine doneness. That comes with experience, he said. A good meat thermometer will do for the rest of us. He prefers his steak medium rare, with a nice pink middle (between 130-145 degrees). Fillmore is a medium man (between 145-155 degrees), and tops his with a little melted butter and 57 Sauce. Let the steak rest for three minutes before cutting to let the juices reabsorb (lightly covered to retain heat). If you don't, you'll get a piece of beef jerky sitting in a pool. Be patient, and the steak juice will be where it belongs, in your mouth.

The steak Lofthouse and Fillmore cooked for me was in a word, perfect. Tender, medium pink in the center, and dripping with flavor. Their seasoning complemented the natural taste of the meat, rather than overwhelming it. With a perfectly baked sweet potato by its side, I needed no sauce.

Whatever the reason for a man to love a steak, I'm glad I get a meaty bite once in a while. That steak may kill me, but would life be worth living without it?

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

My Yummy Dinner

For those who requested the recipe:

Southwestern-style roast chicken
(This is from my heart-healthy cookbook, but it doesn't taste like it)

3-4 pound roasting chicken
2 limes
1/2 an onion
4 sprigs cilantro
1 teaspoon cumin
1 teaspoon chili powder
1 teaspoon oregano
vegetable oil spray

Preheat oven to 350. Rinse and pat dry chicken. Cut one lime in quarters. Put it with onion, and cilantro inside the chicken (be sure and take out the giblet bag if there is one).

Mix together cumin, chili powder, oregano. Separate the skin from the chicken by poking your finger around in there. Rub the spices all over between the skin and the chicken. Squeeze the juice of the other lime over the top of the skin. Sprinkle with a little more chili powder and salt, and spray the whole thing with vegetable spray.

Put on a rack on a cookie sheet. Back uncovered for two hours (until meat reaches 180 degrees internally). Let stand for 15 minutes before you carve.


Pear Salad

2-3 Bartlett pears, slightly under-ripe
1 lime (or lemon)
2 Tablespoons cinnamon sugar

Cut pears (skin on) into tiny pieces (like matchstick size, but shorter). Squeeze lime juice over the top, sprinkle on cinnamon sugar to taste.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

If I had one wish then it would be ...

Happy Birthday Mom! In the spirit of the Irish Beannacht, or blessing, we each wish you something on your birthday. If it was within our power, you know it would really be yours. In our absence, please accept these birthday wishes and know that our thoughts and hearts are with you!

Elliott wishes for you:

A juicy 32lb turkey dinner with mashed potatoes, stuffing, marshmallow yams and a warm apple pie.

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Sophie wishes Nanny:


A bunch of red and yellow roses and a castle.

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Mason wishes Nanny:


A big giant cookie and a pirate sword.

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Staci wishes for you:


A nice hot bubble bath with a cup of hot cocoa.

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Channing wishes for you:


No more horse meat and warm socks!

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Caden wishes for you:

All the Bribe money you need.

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The Duffy family wishes you:

A Canasta game

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Bryn wishes for you:

A large sized tub of Almond Rocha.

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Isaac wishes you:

A mint chocolate chip ice cream cone

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Sam wishes you:

A warm night down at the cabin.

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Toby wishes for you:


A Star Trek universal translator to pin on so you can understand how to buy more borsch.

A faster Internet connection.

An essential oil to cure all your ails.

An offer from Utah Valley University to save them from imminent destruction (that you would turn down of course because you are retired).

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Trieste wishes you:

A warm sleeping bag in the middle of your Siberian winter.

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Derek wishes you:

A Zillion Dollars

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Libby wishes you:

A pink cake

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Jeremy wishes you:

A remodeled bathroom (hey, you may actually get this one!)

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Nana wishes for you:

"... To have tickets on a very fast airplane to come see all of us for two weeks, visit and then fly back again to continue their time there. Maybe for Thanksgiving! Of course it would need to be without the inconveniences."

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Gabe wishes for you:


A new pillow that is really soft and some sheets.

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Leo wishes for you:

A remote control Speed Racer and a blue light saber.

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Jeff wishes for you:

A night of board game extravaganza until you collapse!

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Lael wishes for you:

A long massage from a muscular Swedish woman named Gretta, head scratch included.

Baking powder.

Focus, clarity and strength in memory when writing.

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May a slow wind of love work these words around you.
Happy B-day Mom!

Monday, August 24, 2009

Three Minute Fiction

Here is my entry for NPR's Three Minute Fiction contest (600 words or less, must start with the line "The nurse left work at five o'clock").

The nurse left work at five o'clock. An hour and fifteen minutes late wasn't bad, considering what the day had been … two vomiters – one whose mother never showed up, a diabetic without insulin, one knocked out tooth, and five … count 'em, five stings from the wasps' nest by the pottery kiln. She'd reported it twice, and it still hadn't been removed. She was sure it was kind of Principal Kirk to keep on the janitor after his illness, but if he couldn't do his job, honestly, he had to go, charitable feelings or not.

She circled her car through the mostly empty parking lot, climbing over the mountainous speed bumps at the pace of death. The principal's car was still there, though not in it's reserved spot. It was instead up the hill next to the art center. She was late, but she was also a natural busy body, as most high school teachers are. She moved up the hill and saw him, still in his suit, gingerly holding a can of spray poison by the tips of his fingers. He clutched some sort of cloth over the front of his clothing, presumably to protect it from the dirty work he was about to perform, but the effect was effeminate, and she felt embarrassed to have seen it. She considered driving away, but he had seen her, and it was too late. She stopped the car and got out.

“The wasps?” she asked. He nodded, inching toward the kiln, spray can poised to kill. He crouched down, inching slowly and extending his arm. The nest was attached to the back of the kiln, and a single wasp emerged and flew toward him. He skittered backwards, lost his balance, and dropped the can and the cloth. She realized, quite suddenly, that she didn't like the man.

“I'm afraid of them,” he said sheepishly. “Always have been, but its got to be done.”

“I'll do it,” she sighed. He might have been about to protest, but the wasp flew past his face, and he began flapping his hands and backing away. She walked purposefully to the poison, stepping over the cloth … she noticed it was a baby's blanket, and wondered where it had come from. She grabbed the can, shook it briskly, and approached the nest. She had to maneuver between the kiln and the wall to get a straight shot, and it was a tight fit. Her jacket caught on a screw. She pushed her body forward to pull it free, but the kiln wasn't as heavy as she imagined it to be. The weight of her body pulled the kiln up on two legs and it came down with a heavy thud, pinning her uncomfortably at the waist.

First she heard a low pulsing hum. She thought the principal was snickering at her with his rumbling baritone, but she couldn't turn to look at him, stuck as she was. Then a strange cold sensation hit her ankles. For one brief moment, she imagined the kiln was leaking something, but in an instant the pain followed the cold. Then she saw them, flying and crawling up her torso, looking for something to sting. Hundreds and wasps came hurdling from below. The hum became a roar, and the pain moved to her arms and neck and face. She opened her mouth to scream, but immediately closed it on several wasps. One stung her tongue.

Bugger, I'm out of cold compresses, she thought.


That was 588 words. I have room for improvement.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

In which Lael hasn't posted for a month and needs to catch up.

Part 1 -- Fourth of July in Mt. Pleasant, at the Parade.
Uncle Jeremy cutting open a much desired cold watermelon on the parade route with a hunting knife who knows where it has been but no one seems to care.









Part 2 -- Gilberts take a vacation to Grand Teton NP
View from Jackson Lake ... check out those gorgeous peaks behind us.







We camped here (Colter Bay, permanent tent),








next to some Scottish scouts.








The nearby corral was a big highlight for the kids, especially Benji.







The car breaks down at Old Faithful, ironically. They have a garage. Lucky us.








We stopped in Jackson to see our neighbors and friends the Guevaras, at their booth at the art festival.







... and had our faced painted.








Mom really like this part of the drive.









Part 3 -- Leo Turns Four
It was a bicycle treasure hunt party.








We only invited four friends. Mom is getting smarter.









Part 4 -- The Great Dog Days of Summer




Part 5 -- Lael Buys a Little Plastic Giraffe at DI for $1.50, and Sells It On Ebay for $120
I was actually a little sad to part with the cute guy. But not $120 sad.








Part 6 -- All the other stuff. Mostly laundry. Just so you don't think my life is that exciting all the time.

Sprinkler repairs.








Laundry. Lots and lots of laundry.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Leo remembers the three-year-old preschool lab


Who was your teacher? Teacher Alena
What was she like? She has a ponytail.
What did you learn? I learned songs.
What was your favorite thing to do in school? Play
What was your favorite food to eat for school lunch? At snack I had graham crackers with strawberries on top.
What is your favorite book? Mickey Mouse the Wizard (The Sorcerer's Apprentice)
What are you looking forward to about next year? The playground.

What do you want to be when you grow up? A Jedi
What kind of car will you drive one day? A Jedi Car. Like the Mellenion Falcon.
What do you like to do for fun? Play with my friends.
What are you going to do this summer? Go to the swimming pool and take swimming lessons.

Who are your friends? Asher, Gavin, Mikey
Who is your best friend? Asher
What games do you play together? We play toys, Speed Racer, and we paint at school

Gabe remembers Kindergarten:

Who was your teacher? Mrs. Simmons
What was she like? Nice because she let me do things.
What did you learn? Math and reading
What was your favorite thing to do in school? P.E.
What was your favorite food to eat for school lunch? We only had snack. Cookies and Juice.
What is your favorite book? Mig the Pig
What are you looking forward to about next year? Reading and learning.

What do you want to be when you grow up? A scientist.
What kind of car will you drive one day? A truck.
What do you like to do for fun? Go swimming
What are you going to do this summer? Go to the fun park.

Who are your friends? Gracie, Owen, Kimbal, Seth, Damian, Jesus
Who is your best friend? Kimbal
What games do you play together? Star Wars